Ellen DeGeneres

“The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren’t any space aliens. We can’t be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we’re not all there is. If so, we’re in big trouble.”…

Mickey Mouse/feed/

“Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.”…

Howard Dietz

“I don’t like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.”…

A Short Guide to Starting, if You’re Struggling/feed/

By Leo Babauta

I know a lot of people who fall into a slump, losing the habit of exercise, procrastinating with work, slipping into a bad diet, and generally not feeling motivated.

It’s hard to get out of a slump like that.

It&#8217…

William Feather

“The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor.”…

Pancho Villa/feed/

“Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something.”…

Dan Rather/feed/

“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.”…

Robert Orben/feed/

“Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.”…

George Meany/feed/

“Anybody who has doubts about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.”…

George Burns/feed//feed//feed//feed/

“The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.”…